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- Ammini! - Where is he?
- Come! - Ammini!
- Come, come, Ammini - Come this side
- Come here - Sheela, please hold this
Oh! Finally my boy is here.
My sweet boy,
Keeping all these open, Where are you going?
You shouldn't be a Glamour Guy
Your idiotic fashion!
- Come Ammini, let's go - Oh yeah!
Ammini, Ammini, Ammini,
Gosh! Can't you just call me by my name?
Am I a nursery boy?
- How Mean? Didn't you see he's pique?
Even if you go to Dubai or somewhere else
For us, you are still our 'Ammini'
- Come - Yeah, true
Come my boy.
- Walk, All of you - Mukesha!
Hey, Buddy! - You too have come?
Shajith, my friend
Oh! My Buddy,
You've put on weight. Guess you're hyper-eating
Even you've become fairer. Glamorous!
You can have your small talk later.
Hurry up home now.
Even if his DADDY is cast out from this car,
I'll not let this 'Shivasraka' fall off. ( A mantra to get suitable wife)
That is how Mukeshan has hooked it up.
If you move a bit, I could SIT and drive?
For that, your car is too congested dear Mukesh
- Then, can't you catch a train instead? - Just a 10 people overfilled your car
How Worthless your car is?
- True, All is my car's fault
Sajith, This is a procession that has come to receive you.
Senseless! Isn't it?
You better stop your blabbering and may drive instead.
Sorry...
- Drive straight to Mangalam - Why there?
What a funny question?
We've brought him straight from the Aeroplane.
He can't take leave more than 2 months
It doesn't matter at all.
I've conducted marriages of many busy bee NRI's
so effortlessly.
We can move things fast.
- Tea! - Give it to them, Please have it.
No, No!
He doesn't drink tea.
Do you've milk here?
Why is it just milk?
Get him HORLICKS know?
Our astrologer
has predicted this to be a perfect match
So, we need not delay.
Straight to marriage.
- Definitely - Marriage for whom?
For YOU my buddy, To whom else?
- But, I should see the girl ? - Why?
We've seen her. That's enough
- Wanna see the girl it seems! - You keep quiet. Let them speak
What is your name, you told?
'Ammini, Amminipilla'
Shajith
Shajith Kumar A P
Dear Shajith, don't get tensed.
Did you see this?
All these were set up by Mangalam
Mangalam has conducted all of their marriages.
Many of them have met their spouses,
only at their first night.
It is called 'First Night Me Too' in English.
- That is true - What true?
I mean, the exposing..
at First Night!
Your daughter, daughter, daughter!
$ Did you see the Wedding bells of the loving Koels $
$ And we are here sharing wit and humour $
$ Did you see the Wedding bells of the loving Koels $
$ And we are here sharing wit and humour $
$ Throwing cheeky glances at this chilling honeymoon $
$ When the Groom glanced over his mate $
$ Inside the bride, Bloomed a thousand flowers $
$ Later can be your chuckling and giggling $
$ Later can be your transient melee $
$ This is a day of jolly huddle $
Mukesh? Is she not a FATTY?
Who are you talking about?
You Silly Billy! Poor girl she is.
$ In the little dreams, popping up in the eyes $
$ Bloom a thousand jazzy rainbows $
$ This moment is that sunk in blush $
$ Mind sways in the brim of love $
$ When the couple spread on to each other $
$ Closed their lustful eyes $
$ Shut the tilting doors, with a desirous heart $
$ When the Groom glanced over his mate $
$ Inside the bride, flowered a thousand shining stars $
$ Later can be your chuckling and giggling $
$ Later can be your transient melee $
$ This is the day of jolly huddle $
$ Did you see the Wedding bells of the loving Koels $
$ And we are here sharing wit and humour $
$ Throwing cheeky glances at this chilling honeymoon $
$ When the Groom glanced over his mate $
$ Inside the bride, Bloomed a thousand flowers $
$ Later can be your chuckling and giggling $
$ Later can be your transient melee $
$ This is a day of jolly huddle $
Are all these your ideas?
No
Of Mukesh
(song from old movie plays in mobile phone)
Are you a fan of old songs?
Yes
I listen everything.
Hindi is my favourite.
Though I can't make out the meaning, I do listen to them.
Does everyone call you 'Ammini'?
Who told you?
If you don't like it, I'll call you 'Shajiyetaa'
Isn't it fine?
You can call me 'Kanthi'
Everyone calls me so.
You sleep.
Which side you are ?
WHAT?
On which side of bed do you..?
Here or there?
Any side will do. You sleep.
What the hell?
Mukesha,
I'm in trouble
Why mate? Problems will be there
Is it not your first night?
You just need to handle the situation wisely.
Issue is something else.
She is SNORING.
Let her snore dear.
There is nothing serious as long as she is not taking Marijuana
Keep the phone, For God's sake.
Hello?? Hello..??
That stupid spoiled my sleep.
Snoring it seems!
Vanaja,
Dear Vanaja,
Hey Vanaja,
Dammit!
Which package do you prefer?
Will go for a cooler place.
What if we go to Munnar?
Chill it is!
- Is it the Honeymoon package itself? - Yes!
Then, we'll go for Munar
- How much is for the package? - You get it from 17,000
Number of days is up to you.
So, which one do you prefer?
3 days would be fine? Or shall we go for 4?
So, Fix it.
Total amount is Rs.21,000
Wanna go for a Honeymoon
Wanna book it here.
Why are you staring at us?
Not for us, But for him
You tell me.
Paris, Kulu Manali, Lakshwadeep, Ooty, Kodaikanal, Munnar..
Which package do you prefer?
Pazhani! ( A pilgrim centre)
Pazhani?
Don't you offer trip to Pazhani?
That is enough.
Here
Shajith, Dear..
I wanna buy something.
Bro, how much?
Bro, What is this for?
To postpone periods, that's all
Couldn't you buy it there itself?
Just to embarrass me
I was terribly humiliated.
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Order your favourite dish and eat them, all of you
Applicable to you as well
- Bro - Tell me
Can I get chicken roll here?
This is a vegetarian restaurant.
Then, for me, a MASALA DOSA will do.
For me also, a masala dosa
Ammini, what do you want?
For me, a Coffee
Alas! COFFEE?
No way!
- Milk is there? - Yes madam
Coffee will 'DO'
Hey, get him a Coffee. Problem Solved right?
Annachi,
Get me an Oothappam and Vada here
Get me 2 vadas
Mom,
Don't you want vada?
- How's Masala? Delicious? - Noop, It's Substandard!
I need a DIVORCE!
Dammit! Did I crack any Joke now?
I'm damn serious. I want DIVORCE
Hearty Greetings Sir,
No need to howl out.
Aren't you a Robber?
You're not here winning elections right?
Any grievance against police?
What a question sir?
Can't have a single complaint.
They are so loving.
As sweet as honey
Aren't they the gems who we meet almost everyday?
What is the offense?
Theft, Your Honor. I appear from the side of prosecution
Prosecutor may sit. I'll read - Yes
Yes?
I am here for the accused, Your Honor.
Yes, yes.
The stolen property and the place of.. - Yes, yes. Come to the point.
Come to the point, dear advocate
Kindly grant the bail.
Have you filed the bail application?
Yes!
I am strongly opposing the bail application, your honor.
Why the hell is it for?
Hey lawyer, TWO thefts in a shot!
Let him enjoy the jail for a couple of days.
Isn't there a limit for theft?
Nothing like that dear judge.
The story is mistold
Oh! Is it?
That's...
To be frank,
Speak!
I'm a Socialist
The truth is that,
I had gone to Muthappan's Temple to steal.
There, the HUNDIAL was too kinda small
When I hit-broke the hundial, only PETTY cash was there
Just a few coins
I was truly disappointed. Infact, DISHEARTENED
- Then, didn't you take it? - eh...eh..I Took it.
But my inner consciousness says that
I being a socialist,
Isn't it shameful to steal from one god alone?
So, I went to the very next church
Broke the hundial there and took the cash in it
and put it in the previous hundial to make them equal.
He is OUR god right?
Isn't it bad to show Bias to our god?
These are all little things that I've done.
The bail application for the accused stands dismissed!
The accused is remanded in custody for 14 days.
Sir, he's innocent!
Innocent? How stupid?
It is DURING his theft, the police caught him, that too with the MAINOUR
Then, what is the logic in claiming that he is Innocent?
That will be seen during the trial!
Yes.
Next case.
Your Honor, kindly reconsider the bail.
No, no. Next!
Oh! Poor me.
Lawyer, Lawyer, hey Lawyer,
Where is the bail lawyer?
You only promised me bail using your tongue?
Why the hell did you speak about Socialism there?
Isn't it that created the Problem?
Don't dare to act stupid
That's right.
Yeah! True that I was Damn HONEST!
What is the bloody use of it?
Robbers should never ever be this honest.
Do you get me?
Now, Do one thing. Spend a 2 weeks in jail
- It will be a CHANGE for you. - What damn change do you mean?
Then you also come with me. Even YOU can have a change.
Can you just leave?
I'll somehow get you bail on the next date.
God knows!
Hey Sura,
I'll come in the evening.
We'll plan it together.
Inform everyone in our group as well
Just a few things after getting out from here.
After that, I'll be there.
OK dear
Pradeep Bro,
I've sent a client to you
my acquaintant
What is the matter?
All that, you deal yourself.
It was a case that came to my senior
that I routed it to you.
Then you also join me. Even you are sitting JOBLESS, Isn't it?
I wanna accompany that FATTY to the Magistrate Court.
- Which Fatty? - Who else, my Senior!
- Then OK - You proceed
Please call me once you make this deal.
If I'm right, Aren't you our charming Peelakkul Hamsa?
Yes, I'm
BRO, We're your hard core fans
We just love your music.
Which is your next Album?
Next one.., Aren't you following my Facebook page?
- Didn't you see our new posters?- - Oh! New posters are out?
" Isaloor Eenthapazhavum Monjathi Fathimem" ( Name of the Album)
Give me a feedback after listening to it.
Impossible!
This will not work out.
Both of you just GET OUT.
Fast! Fast!
Dear lawyer, don't risk us
ALL the lawyers we meet, are saying the same.
- So what?
- This is concerned with the marital life of young man
Please give a try atleast.
Please understand brother, getting divorce is not that easy.
There are certain grounds for it.
Saying that my wife Snores,
she Over Eats, she is Fatty, you can't go there
The Judge will throw us out.
Get it? - To get what?
Turn on the switch!
Looking at this...
After marriage, to apply for divorce, there is a minimum period of one year.
- How long have you been married? - 8 and a half
- 8 and a half years? - No, Months
8 and half months?
Ah! Best!
Shove Off you! I've better things to do in life.
Go, go, go!
Dear lawyer, PLEASE do something about this
If you want, I can do one thing
I'll give you a number
You better visit there.
A good counselling will solve your problem
It's not for counselling, we've come here.
I know better ways than this.
Aren't there plenty of lawyers under the sky?
Very true! You better approach them.
I can't take up this case.
God bless you!
You see, we Thalassery natives are too kinda hospitable
To those who visit our homes,
before asking 'WHO, WHAT',
Did you eat? Did you drink? etc.
would be asked by the Mothers here at Thalassery.
The Thalassery natives have their own Stern opinion
about each and everything under the sky.
To ask them stories and to have some small talks,
I'm here, travelling with a few questions
So, today's journey starts here.
Ready?
Yes?
So today,
we're at a baker's laboratory, that is 150 years old.
We can see a scientist here, Let's go and speak to him
For marriages at Thalasery,
Just before serving Biriyani, you get a tasty and rich dish
Our one and only, Salsa!
Not 'Salsa', It is 'Alsa'
We are standing at the center of Thalassery market.
Let's ask these Thalassery natives,
of what they've so much to talk about Thalassery
Here, we can see a vibrant young brother.
wearing an elegant wrinkle-free shirt.
Bro,
We're from Thalassery Vision.
This is a show named 'Thalassery Peruma'
Can you tell us something about Thalassery?
What is there so much to speak about Thalassery?
Anything simple will do.
Simply saying, there are a lot of programs about Thalassery
- That is not a problem. - Yes! it is!
Especially, to a responsible citizen like me,
when you get a platform like this,
anything I speak should be beneficial to the place and its natives
That, you can say even later.
Did you see the vegetables sold in this market?
This is all poison.
This poison is what we consume everyday.
Do not stop shooting. You continue.
They are something that we can grow at our OWN homes.
Where is your house, sister?
- Enough! Enough! Let's go - Do not go like that
Let your house be anywhere under the sky, doesn't matter.
Behind it, legumes, lady's finger,
tomato, bitter guard etc.
They can be grown so effortlessly.
It is very easy.
Without getting wasted like this,
can't you just do something good like this?
- Alright Mr.Clean! - Hey, are you cross with me?
Get me a half Kg of Cabbage as well.
Very sorry, I don't have SUCH vegetables that you want.
All contain POISON
I was just kidding man.
Those I've said for a punch.
But you were Punching on our Chest indeed.
110
I'll give 10 Rupees later.
(people chatting while playing carrom)
Pradeep bro has come.
Pradeep bro, sit! Let's play a game.
Sorry all, a lot of work is pending
- Kanakan bro is here? - Yes! Go upstairs.
Hey, Pradeep! - Yes.
Are you really going?
This humour never lacks
(People continue playing carrom and chatting)
Kanakan!
What surprise is in your hands? Vegetables ?
Do you have SUCH habits as well?
Without some tricks like this, I can't withstand at home
Hey! I guessed it
Being Good is not your cup of tea.
At home, they've started saying that I'm not responsible
I want to correct it.
Do the veggies contain 'Vitamin Responsibility'?
Shut your mouth man.
See this,
see
Read it aloud
# While being DEAF to the tracks of time #
What is this? A poem?
Pradeepa, you only read it.
They are SLOGANS! He is not capable to lift it up.
Kanakan bro,
I'll do one thing.
I'll just go home and come back.
Hey, don't leave. Are you doing a Fair Escape?
- You first finish writing it - No, no, I'm also coming
This will get over now.
Pradeep, See you later. - Later.
Pradeepa, just a minute. Wanna say something.
What is it?
That's...
There is a small problem.
This time, In the 8th ward,
Party has confirmed the candidature of Sajeevan, who lives in Chokli.
He is a reputable person.
How mean is this, Kanakan bro?
You please try your best
If I don't get a seat atleast now, I won't be able to stand
That's true.
But,
You're not that famous know? That is the problem.
So what? I'm a BA, LLB holder.
Yeah! That's true.
Pradeepa, you leave now.
I'll pressurize them.
Kindly do it bro,
I hope you know my condition?
Did he invite you for his marriage?
- Babu! from Chandoth... - Oh him?
Is the petrol over?
Step down.
Oh, Pradeep bro,
Are you still crazy of this?
Isn't it a fun?
Come bro,
Enough of it.
Is it not over?
Let's go
What is the use of writing on these walls?
You wait and see,
I'll definitely win a seat this term.
This is what you told in the previous election as well.
But, It is sure this time.
(Dram serial plays on TV)
Fantastic! Have You also started watching it?
It's fun. You watch a little and see.
My loving bro, Don't you have any better job to do?
Can't you wash your hands and start eating?
Why did you embarass her from the market?
Oh! She served it on your table as well?
I shined well in the market today.
Finish eating and come, I have kept something in retaliation.
Bring me the urn of the chilli dish.
Only 'URN' is there. Nothing is left.
How was today's Marital First meeting with the girl?
Tragic my dear. Nothing is working out
Prakashan, my boy,
Can't you take a girl out from somewhere along the line and marry, Like him?
I don't have ANY problem.
I see only that possibility left for you.
Are you aware of your age?
Oh my god!
Why are you people reminding me of my age very often?
I'm just 38+ That's not a big age
Don't try to make me a fool out of it, OK?
It's just that you can convince youself saying so
All your hair has fallen off
Lemme see it.
No need. I'll do Hair Fixing.
Prakash bro, Don't do it OK? It will be so boring.
The STYLE lies in this.
You are our 'Kunjako Boban' right? ( Actor )
Is it?
It's better you people stop fooling me around. OK?
This year, Prakashan will definitely get married.
Hope it is not like Him claiming to get a seat everytime
- That was a cool one Mommy, - Today, In which side are you?
Get me some pickle, you stupid.
Good for nothing!
Didn't you put salt in this curry?
That's enough for you.
Shamsu, what are you saying now?
Haven't I said earlier?
IMPOSSIBLE Shamsu! No, no, no!
You should never send him to me again.
He is a little MAD
What is his name?
Some Girl's name know?
'Ammini'
That name itself is problematic.
Shajith, what are you doing?
Who's there? - No one, no one!
What are you doing? Don't act foolish.
Just a minute, lemme finish it off?
Leave me alone.
Don't act like a MAD. Get into the vehicle.
Get in! Get in! I say, Get in!
Hey, who's there?
No one, no one
# While being DEAF to the tracks of time #
# When the world laughs at your foolishness #
# When it calls you BARBARIC #
# We'll shout up with enthusiasm #
' Inquilab Sindabad'
Up with the revolution ! Up with the revolution !
- Where are you going? - To there.
There is Lathy charge and Police intervention.
Do you think you can escape if anything goes wrong?
You better sit here.
There is no problem here, as of now. If anything goes wrong,
- We'll take action for sure - See, this Advocate Pradeep Kumar..??
Go man, GO!
- Sorry sir, I was replying someone else here.
# ......calls you BARBARIC #
# We'll shout out with enthusiasm #
# Inquilab Zindabad #
# We'll shout out with enthusiasm #
# Up with the Revolution # # Up with the Revolution #
# Inquilab Zindabad! Inquilab Zindabad # # Inquilab Inquilab Inquilab Zindabad #
# Up with the Revolution #
I came with Ammini, AMMINI...,,!!!
Don't beat, don't beat, don't beat ! I'm arrested.
I'm arrested
Your ridiculous Dharna.
Oh! All are here ?
Why getting wasted ?
Will see you at club in the evening
How you'll go? Do you've vehicle?
- That's ok, You leave - Then, OK
By the by, what to do with him?
You catch an auto now, I'll come
See you
Can't you understand what I say ?
Why are you after me?
Jobless!
Pradeepa, Let's have a tea.
No, thanks. You have It. I've work
Your BEATING! Stars bulged out of our eyes.
Leave it. Apply a little therapeutic oil
It will be alright.
- OK Sir, - lemme go?
For god's sake, go and see some other advocate
I can't take up this case. This is a CLOSED chapter.
We've already seen many advocates. Nothing worked out.
- Why is it so? - That you better ask him.
But, where is he?
He's there
Your adamancy will not find fruits.
With your reasons, you're not going to get divorce also.
How can one tell things which is not there?
I can't LIE
Get him off from my sight, will you?
Don't ever bring him to me, you leave, leave!
You shouldn't open your bloody mouth. He'll dictate.
Advocate,
You please tell, please
I'll take up the case.
But,
But, I'll write the reasons for the divorse.
In today's world, a case will not stand without strong grounds.
Tell me if it is OK?
It is OK, OK only.
If it is OK,
Come to my office tomorrow and sign the Petition.
But, Fees will be high
I'll charge Exorbitant Rates
Pay for this as well.
Never heard of such an advocate in Thalassery
No allegations stipulated in this will withstand.
I will simply Weed Out This advocate from the scene
Happy?
We're not aware of why Shajith wants a divorce?
Leave it. Even She doesn't know.
That's the Mystery here.
Some Gobshites are like that.
Be courageous for now. OK?
I BET this R.P. will give back your husband in Your hands.
Your LOVE is even more powerful than the LAW prevailing here.
Everything said in it are FAKE, dear advocate.
I know it better than you.
These advocates spin up stories
We'll pay him back in the same coin.
Send here a 3 Black Tea
You please wait a bit.
What dirty names did the petitioner call you?
He didn't call me anything.
'HE CALLED'. You should say that he has done so.
- Don't get confused. - Yeah, I get it.
Rinna,
You please go there and read out the Counter
- Have you learnt? - Yes, I've.
Ok, then tell me.
What did they call you?
He called me a 'DOG'
In the aforesaid case,
The reply that the respondent Kanthi Shivadasan gives
1. Excluding those stipulated in the following,
This respondent defends all other claims made by the petitioner.
2. The claims made by the Petitioner
are FAKE and BASELESS.
3. Post marriage till now,
due to the disinterest of the Respondent,
Since, the Petitioner Sajith Kumar Amminipilla
and the Respondent haven't had any Physical relationship
the marital relation has not culminated in its full and
the Respondent has been indifferent to the sexual needs of the Petitioner
is NOT TRUE.
$ You are my Princess $
$ You are my Love $
$ You enrich my Fantasies $
$ The Autumn wind winnowing its way through the mango orchard $
$ Hugs the dusty storm, Strips down the mangoes of LOVE $
$ Seeking mate, For a misty girl, of butterfly wings $
$ When the chuckles of wedding night, Poses a blush on her cheeks $
$ The fate lay up, A painful parting $
$ But, this silence tears me off, My mate $
$ Why has this Love splintered, Into distant pieces of sly lives $
$ Without you I remain, As a hapless unsung song $
$ I wait for you my love, Till my breath fades away $
$ To the eternal rest $
$ Till my breath fades away, To the eternal rest $
$ The colours fade away on the skies, When the doodling clouds overturn $
$ Squandered before blooming, The flowers of little dreams $
$ Like an outlying row boat, In her river of Tears $
$ When she searches, The greener coast $
$ She burns inside $
Sir!
Sir?
Huh?
Do you've Coin?
One Rupee coin
Give it to me.
Are you a New Face?
I'm asking you whether you are a new recruit? - Yes sir.
- Where is your native place? - Here itself.
Ohh..
Eat Well OK?
Be a CHIC
You've to be a Glamour puss in this uniform
Hmm.
You may leave. - Sir.
Hello
Did Kiddie go to school ?
What is special for lunch today?
Salmon?
Indian Salmon?
Awesome!
Apply chilli and prepare it.
Partition it and add a little of Pepper
Keep it in a low flame till it becomes a paste.
Hey, Hang on!
Before you take it off the flame,
Pour a little of Coconut oil to it.
okay?
MC 412/18, Hamsa,
Amina,
Why is this Hamsa?
Are you not bound to compensate your First wife?
Then, why did you do a second marriage?
Are you playing a Joke?
I'm out of cash right now, that is why
How much?
Yes. Five thousand per month, Your Honor.
Can't you afford such a petty amount?
You please come down a little.
- Me? - Not YOU.
Please lessen something from this 5000.
If I pay her 5000, I'll have to pay 5000 to the second one also.
Am I not a Human Being?
Don't I've to Eat? Drink?
Atleast, I need money to fill petrol in my vehicle?
Please come down from 5000 to Rs.1500.
1500? What you mean?
Even you've a wife know?
Don't you know the expense it would come up to, for looking after her?
Please imagine my condition of having TWO Wives?
Adding Rs.500,
Fix it at Rs.2000
Please do some Adjustment.
* ADJUSTMENT ? *
Here in this court ?
Hamsa, do one thing,
Move to the rear end of the room and wait
What an UNSHAKABLE man are you?
Please UNDERSTAND what I'm saying.
OP 160/18
Petitioner Shajith Kumar Amminipilla
Respondent Kanthi Sivadhasan
R.P. ?
Good to go?
Got a new vehicle ?
Saw you in a stylish Crysta
How can a person like me buy Crysta and all?
It is my brother's car
For us, where from the blue can have so much money?
OK OK. I'll pretend to believe for now.
Your Honor.
Where are the parties?
Please grant a plead for counselling
Is it not just one year?
Can't you negotiate and solve your issues?
If this is the case, how many times we would've divorced?
Will send them for counselling. After all nothing bothers me?
In the line, 'Ramanan ka Prem' right?
Pain! Pain!
A little more PAIN should come.
Right from Ramanan.
Dear advocate, why should I need a Counselling?
Kindly avoid all these and get me the Divorce
What Nonsense?
This a Procedure at court.
Is it a Pizza to get it at your order?
This counselling is just for a NAME SAKE.
They'll try their maximum to put you down.
Then, what should YOU do?
You should never get caught by them.
I'll dictate you how to perform there
What will I speak there?
You dare speak anything and everything there.
If you want, call them some bad words as well.
Oh God, Bad words?
I don't know any bad word.
- That Mukesh will teach you. - Isn't it?
Why not? You just tell me which TYPE you want.
You should perform with VIGOUR
Like an M.N. Nambiar
Who is that?
So Annoying! Can you switch it off?
Pradeep bro, How is the song?
Gosh! How do you people tolerate him also?
See, you are absolutely free to talk anything you want
I will not record it.
You feel free here.
You don't have to bother your advocates.
They just wanna get Fees from you.
This is just your LIFE.
So, you are the Ultimate Decision Makers.
Let's go and have a tea?
Let it get over, bro?
It will take Time.
You just wait
I understood why you are tensed.
If they reunite, you're finished.
The Fees will just remain as a DREAM.
You Kiddo, It's better you fill your mouth with tea.
Advocate, I guess we're into a Hornet's Nest.
His DAD
I ask you, where is our BOY?
Who?
Who are you?
- What you want? - Don’t you know, you filthy!
Let's have an OPEN talk.
Let all of your emotions overflow.
Whatever it may be?
Why such a delay?
Tell me Ammini,
How dare you call me Ammini?
Was Me kept on your Frigging Lap when I was named?
You better call your husband, Ammini.
You Spook-Eyed Vampire!
I neither want your Bootless counselling
nor a Life with her
Do you know,
On the 4th day after marriage,
She sent me to buy Stupid tablets.
Eating! Eating! Eating! This is the only thing she knows.
FATTY DUMBO!
We'll find a way for all these.
- You please be seated first. - You don't have to Beef-up things.
The saint, 'Mother Teresa'
I'll have a second marriage.
You get me? Do You?
Let me...##
You come here. You! You! You!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Leave him! This is COURT
Who are you to say that?
I'm his Advocate and he is my Client.
That's the thing. You're the one who spoiled him, right?
WE are the ones who got him married.
We know how he should live.
You don't have to CRIPPLE in between. OK?
If at all you're coming, come with her.
Otherwise, don't even dare to come near the boundary of our house.
Did you hear me?
Did you hear?
You don't have to get scared for all these.
This is a part of it.
What happened inside?
Did you ROCK?
Hey! Tell me the Matter.
I'll charge you a little high.
These are all Extras.
- Higher than this? - Why a doubt?
'Fathima 3' is gonna launch.
Is there no end for THIS Tragedy?
See you in the evening
His Brainless friends! Haughty Chap!
Nothing of his stupid belongings should be kept here
Hey, How ruthless are you?
You shouldn't be seen here anymore.
Let him live for himself.
You shut your mouth.
- Where else is there for me to go? - Anywhere you wish.
Born just to embarrass others. Get Lost.
You all listen !
After winning a divorce,
marrying a girl of MY choice,
I'll come HERE itself.
Come back here, You HAUGHTY?
- Definitely - Will see
What's his problem? - Let him go!
When the world is Globalizing,
in the third world countries,
Autocracy, Illiteracy,
Downfall of Democracy,
accompanied by challenges like Poverty,
Drought,
Epidemics etc.
will spur up.
And from its peak...
Hey, what the Heck is this?
I'm speaking infront of the laymen,
and not in Polit Bureau.
You do one thing, make it simple
Her crazy Downfall and Third World!
This is the maximum that I can do in a short notice.
You yourself write it, I've better jobs.
Don't cross with me munchkin.
I was just kidding.
What is there so much to Chuckle?
Are you not saturated enough?
That's OK.
Hello?
What?
Pradeepa, Go fast! Otherwise, things would worsen.
- Where is he? - He's there
What the hell are you doing here?
Do you wanna hit the skids?
Is this a lodge?
They threw me out of my house, Advocate.
Then, what the hell brought you here?
Can't go to Mukesh.
He's living with his family.
This will not work out.
You look for some other place to stay.
I've taken up only your CASE
And not a package including you.
You leave, Get lost from here.
I don't have any other friends here.
I don't care all that. This is my Office.
You just Clear out. Go! Go! Go!
Advocate,
Till I find some other place, let me stay here for some days?
That's OK with you. I know it.
Can't you clean all these, Advocate?
See the dirt in all these.
Move a bit.
By the way,
How did you get in?
When the key is with me?
Hey Buddy,
Did you break it open?
You are not as innocent as I thought earlier.
You read it and study.
These are questions that might come from the opposite side during prosecution.
Nothing to worry.
It's just like an exam only.
- Wazzup? Studied? - It's over.
You better take a glance outside and come.
Let her learn it without distraction.
Just repeat whatever being stated in it. OK?
The rest, I'll manage.
Good Morning! - Huh? Good Morning!
Pradeep bro, Where were you?
Come dear.
Even didn't get to see you in the club for 2 days?
Don't we have to plan the Procession?
Is this the THING you told us?
Eat! Eat!
Is it Spicy?
Drink water, if you want.
Alas!
Did your Mom add Chilly to it?
Yes.
Hey!
These are the probable questions that R.P. Advocate can ask you.
Read and Study it.
Here it is. Teach him.
Tomorrow is very important for your case
Prosecution Stage is what decides the direction of the case.
- Do you get me? - Yes
Oh! You both! Don't make him panic
No, I was just explaining the fact.
You should say only those things that I've dictated to you.
Even if R.P. advocate bombard you with questions,
You shouldn't loose the focus.
You should never utter nonsense there.
Advocate, what if he asks me something that you've not taught?
It is a Judicious question. He has wisdom.
Even if he asks anything like that,
you should meticulously look at Pradeep bro's hands
without getting noticed by the Judge and the opposition. OK?
If I show like this ONE time, it means 'Yes'
If I pat like this TWO times, it is 'No'. Got it?
Shamsu will teach you religiously.
- He is not going tonight. - But, let Us go Buddy.
Pradeep bro, Please consider that I'm a Celebrity
Even I know it.
- Hey, get it to me and go. - It was somewhere here.
- Candles are somewhere in the corner. - Oh! That our Great Celebrity will find.
Take care of This Kiddo, OK?
Oh dear Ammini, you stop exploring the plate and
help me in searching candles.
Oh yeah!
(Crowd and Lawyers chattering in the court)
OP 160/18
Petitioner Sajith Kumar Amminipilla,
Respondent Kanthi Shivadasan.
Is it a CROSS?
Yes, Your Honor!
Do you want Encam?
My client requests Encam, Your Honor.
If so, tell everyone to go outside.
Move outside, All of you
Fast! Go! Go! Go!
Move,
You shouldn't stand here.
Move! Move! Move! Move!
You come and stand here.
Didn't I tell you not to peep into the room?
Go away from here.
What is your name?
That I know.
Tell me your fullname.
Shivadas is your Father's name right?
Why didn't you add your husband's name with your name?
Is it a mandate to add husband's name with wife's ?
Your name itself is Pradeepan Manjodi, right?
Manjodi is not your Wife's name know?
Then, why didn't you change it?
You dislike it when you are called 'Kanthi Sajith Kumar'.
This is what I understand.
Is it not true?
Absolutely False!
'She dislikes it when she is called Kanthi Sajith Kumar'
is not true.
Right?
This says that you've been an irresponsible wife.
Also have not understood the likes of the petitioner.
- Is it true? - No.
That is not true
For my client, who had a lot of fantasies about his marital life,
as a wife,
you could deliver him only disappointment, I say
Is it true?
- Is it not true? - No.
Not true!
The sexual life you people shared,
is a total failure and,
you were avoiding the petitioner, it says.
Didn't you hear me?
Simply tell that it is true.
Sir, the advocate is trying to insult her.
Is this a venue to vomit your Bullshit?
Why do you hit the roof?
Only those written in THIS is been asked.
Sex Refusal is a strong ground.
Sit R.P.
I am trying to prove my ground, Your Honor!
What are you trying to prove?
Did you peep into their bedroom anytime?
Till now, Is it by peeping into bedrooms you won cases?
- You.... - Sit R.P.
I say that,
You don't love the petitioner sincerely,
You're deliberately avoiding him,
and you're deliberately denying his right of sex in marriage
Please don't stand silent
Speak on.
Do you wanna repeat the question?
Not true.
I LOVE him.
You're not capable of providing a happy marital life to the petitioner.
Is it true?
The reason why you don't agree to this divorce,
is just to deliberately harm the petitioner, Sajith Kumar.
and also due to the pressure from outside.
Is it not true?
Have you loved anyone?
Sir, what nonsense is he asking?
Like questioning college students?
Have you loved anyone?
I'm asking you that did you love anyone before marriage?
Yes, I've
Yes? Then, how many people?
This is non sense, sir! - Wait!
How many people?
Can't count it?
Is it that you don't remember the number?
I say that you've had many love affairs,
and you don't feel even a fraction of love for the petitioner,
And by this marriage, you were destroying the dreams and life of the petitioner.
Is it not true?
Finished?
Yes, Your Honor! Thank you!
You can go.
R.P.! - Yes!
Why are all they here?
A tug of war is going on
For what?
Between a furious couple.
- Who won? - No idea.
Not your cup of tea
Fishy BATHROOM scenes!!
This is a COURT bro,
Why did you get married?
I'm asking you WHY did you get married?
Why you are looking here and there?
Don't you understand Malayalam?
I'll repeat, ' WHY did you get Married?
He doesn't know why he has married?
You give him Some Time to speak.
Alright.
Was this alliance with your consent?
Is it not right?
It was my family who decided first. Later,
You don't have to narrate a STORY.
Answer TO the Question! OK?
This marriage had your consent, right?
Yes
This marriage had my Consent.
After marriage,
You've lived together only for a week
- Is it not true? - Yes.
It is within This one week,
you understood that you did not get Sex from your wife. Right?
Look here and Speak.
Reply him.
Is the advocate right about what he asked.
Yes.
What kind of responsibilities,
did the respondent fail to do as a wife? Can you tell?
- That's it, You CANNOT! - That how can I?
Reply to my Question.
Yes or No? - No.
No?
When was this taken?
- On the day of wedding - Was it marked?
Exhibit Two. Already marked, Your Honor! - Yes, yes, yes.
I say that, during the initial days of marriage,
You and the respondent shared Love and Happiness.
And, some external advices forced you take THIS decision of Divorce
No
NO?
But, You HAVE Love for the repondent right?
No
Infact, your Inside is full of love,
You can never insult a person like the respondent in the society
Having a MOTHER and a SISTER at home,
You can't harm an innocent woman like the respondent
The allegations should be FAKE and...
- Your Honour, he is trying to emotionally blackmail my client
** I want 'DIVORCE' **
I HATE Her.
Whatever said here is NOT the Real TRUTH.
Is This your Advocate's Brain Child?
Tell the truth.
You proceed
What he said are not the reasons.
My problems are different.
I don't want her.
I want Divorce. I don't know anything more.
See, Your Honor!
These were just FAKE grounds
Advocate Pradeepan Manjodi,
created to pocket fees and to win the case,
My client is emotionally disturbed.
What the hell are you cooking up?
I'm here not to get them separated.
Did you ever think so?
Show Some decency in conducting the case.
Do you think that you can do any GIMMICKS here?
Infact, I should file a case against YOU.
You only tried to insult that girl.
Why do you fill your pocket being so brutal?
Don't ever come to the court with such STRATAGEMS.
Your experience is not even half life of mine, dear Pradeepan
I've always been a BLOODY Player!
Understood?
Advocate,
I couldn't stand it.
Shut Up you!
I should NEVER see you here.
You are a FOOL, a real BUFFOON
Can't you die, you Muttonhead?
Couldn't stand it seems.
Are you happy for humiliating me?
Why the heck did you get married also?
You'll NEVER ever get Divorce in your life
If I speak further, You'll see your PYRE in me
If you stay here anymore, I might beat you.
All is over by today.
What the Unhappy Lot made me take up your case?
You are a Bloody BOLT inside my neck.
Get Lost!
Yes Kanakan bro,
You tell me the matter. What is the problem?
- OK, I'll come - Pradeep bro, tell me the matter
NOTHING! Pradeepan FAILED!
What is FAIR in this?
Am I just for screaming slogans, stick postures and whipping?
At last, if you were to give seat to some Alien,
Why the hell did people like me die for the Party?
Pradeepan, please stop.
What?
My dear Pradeepan,
Elections can't be won with just your LLB.
Infact, who knows you here?
What Fame do you have here?
Leave it!
Atleast can you sight a single CASE that you've won?
That someone knows?
Then what?
You may leave now.
So, you're avoiding me.
Alright! You may give seat to anyone you like.
But, I'll be here around.
First Priority to Pradeepan is the PARTY Itself.
Hey, don't get upset. You come.
To say What?
Pradeepan has no Fame. So, Pradeepan shouldn't contest
Is it not? Let it be, No problem.
- You be seated. Sit! Sit! - Don't loose your temper.
I'm leaving! I'm leaving!
I'm going to DIE.
I'll be no more by the time you finish watching this video.
My life is feckingly ruined.
All of them together, spoiled the life of a young man
I will never have a GOOD wife.
The people who are responsible for my death are
my family and Advocate Pradeepan Manjodi.
Now a days, Baldness is a fashion.
But, you're not much Bald. Are you?
No, I don't have. I was saying 'In General'
Some bald ones are doing hair fixing and all.
That is so boring. Your beauty lies in this.
In truth, how old are you?
By the month of 'Kumbham', he will be 39.
Why aren't you having tea? Please have it.
Have it
What are you by profession?
- I'm an Advoc... - Don't you know him?
He's a Busy going advocate.
He has a plenty of cases at High Court.
Yes Shamsu,
What?
One moment.
Lemme..Out Please?
Didn't you see it? He is always busy.
Yeah! tell me, what is it?
Pradeep bro, you should come here at the earliest. There is a problem
You tell me the matter!
What?
- What is it? - You come, I'll tell you.
You come.
You watch this.
What is it?
* By the time you finish watching this video, I'll be no more *
The responsible people for my death are my family and
Advocate Pradeepan Majodi!
What shall we do with him, advocate?
Don't beat him. Move, move, move.
Are you blackmailing me?
Whom do you think you're?
Can't you die instead?
- How do you think you can harm me? - No advocate, No.
People would see, People would see.
Let them see This.
Is he trying to threaten me?
This is an extra dose of what received from court
- Chill Pradeep bro - Please! No!
It was not fair to beat him up
Gosh! I'll Kiss him instead.
May be his situation forced him to do so.
Don't we know that he is a Brainless Bimbo?
Got escaped only since Mukesh followed him
He is a Wisecrack!
* By the time you finish watching this video, I'll be no more *
Pradeep bro, Let's have a drink.
- I've an important call to make. - Hey, Don't scoot bro!
Okay, okay. Important call, huh?
Advocate,
Sorry.
It's not to Belittle you, I did it.
I was not courageous enough to die.
So, at that moment, I felt like doing so.
That is the thing.
It would've been a Menace if Mukesh hadn't come.
We all would've hung. It is Section 306.
Is it getting into your brain?
This is not a Kid stuff.
I wouldn't have died even if Mukesh didn't come.
Since my school days,
I've always been a Joker.
I don't have the Guts to even look at a girl
My family taught me so.
Being always held in check, I became THIS.
Even my marriage.
I definitely wanted a partner.
But, I should be able to love her, right?
Though a Joker, don't I also have dreams and likes?
Leave it. Shame if they come seeing this.
Oh, Your beating him in the public is not shameful ?
You go off.
Don't take it serious.
Did it hurt you?
Leave it, That's OK.
You carry on. Go man
Leave it. Go!
He is a poor guy as well.
So, what's the plan?
What Plan?
Let's drink?
I'm asking the plans for HIM.
Let him also join us.
Ammini, hold it.
- I don't want. I don't drink. - Cummon, hold it man
Let's ENJOY. Have it buddy.
Drink it.
Didn't you see him drinking?
Likewise, you also have a gulp.
For all of you to know,
I'm going to say something very serious.
We're going to Retry your case.
We're going to Catch it up.
Going to 'SEPARATE', make it clear bro
Happy?
Pradeep bro, THAT old song of your's, Please sing know?
Is it not for our Ammini? Sing Advocate Sing! Sing! We'll pat the rhythm
If it is for Ammini, OK!
$ Oh my Charming beauty $
$ Oh my charming beauty, I knit a nest of Love in my heart $
$ When you dawned after a long wait, the nest flew off with the cheeky wind $
$ Will flowers bloom on the stems scored by thorns $
$ Will Love bloom in the heart, Of an angry she-bird $
$ To douse the thorn Off the eyes, And strip the Love Off the heart $
$ The mindless wait, to turn tragic, When a mug's game is on $
I'll be outside
$ When She is a puzzle in herself $
$ Digging deep into her, His life beats to the rhythm of Booze $
It's our friend, Pradeep.
Yes, tell me Pradeepa,
Kanakan bro,
Only Pradeepan Manjodi's face would smile on the walls here.
I'll never allow an outlander to play politics HERE.
Otherwise, why are we here?
Pradeepan is gonna play a Game now.
Even I know ways to become famous.
Hey, Shamsu,
In the case of Amminipilla,
there is a Sensational Loop hiding behind, that any of us didn't notice
We're going to Shake it out.
So, You want Divorce?
Definitely Sir, I can't live with this Demoness
Even I can't.
Sir, he is a STONE in himself, A Huge ROCK.
You shouldn't Utter a word either.
My mother had warned me not to marry you.
but I disobeyed.
For what I'm suffering now.
Do you think Hemamalini would marry you, OLDSTER?
You stop blabbering.
Sir, his mommy right?
She was a Vampire, a real life VAMPIRE.
She persistently bullied me a lot.
I'm the Lottery that you've got, you Dumbo.
Yes! Yes! A TORN Lottery
You can't find a single person in Thalassery, who is more handsome than me.
Don't worry. We'll solve it out.
Sir, Nothing is there to SOLVE.
- I can't Live with her. - Me too.
I want Divorce.
Sir, It's for him to remarry.
Yes Sweets. You are RIGHT for the first time in your life.
Sir, didn't you hear his plan?
- Wicked Devil. - Wicked Devil is your Dumb father.
- One Minute, One Minute, ONE MINUTE. - How dare you call my father, Names?
How long have you been married?
'60'
It is '61', sir.
He has Alzheimers.
- Alzheimers is your Daddy's......... - Behave properly
- I'll not let go if you attack my Daddy. - Stop It.
STOP!
61 Years till date?
Many others are striving here to live ONE year together.
That is when you come with 61 years' story
You people constitute The Wonders of the world.
Don't you have Children and Grand Children?
Now, why do you wanna get separated?
Can't you live together happily?
Can you get me the Divorce?
Yes, I'll get you Divorce. Do one thing.
Both of you watch a film from Chitravani,
eat a Biriyani from Paris hotel
and come here.
Even after that, if you feel the same,
I'll grant you, Steadfastly
OK? Then you go.
You come home.
- I'll Frenchify you. - What Bullshit are you capable of doing?
- I'll throw poo at you. - How funny, we'll see who's gonna win.
- Please go out.
Wait Man, I'm also coming.
Sir, I wanna tell something.
It's your misunderstanding.
Sir, you'll understand once I explain.
It was not a deliberate one.
You'll understand if I explain.
Sir, one...
This will not work out, Pradeep bro.
It WILL, Shamsu.
Sir, remember me? Hamsa?
Oh Hamsa? You alone?
Noop, both of them are with me.
How are things?
Giving 2000 each is something very difficult
Court can say any crap.
So, I took both of them with me.
This is my first wife Amina, and she is my second wife Aysha
- Greetings! - Both of them are big fans of your's
- Have it? Don't want? - Sit properly.
You watch it. I've seen it twice before.
- Now, I've come for my wives. - Let it be.
Tell me if you don't like it. We'll skip it after interval
Get me 3.
One second, what is it?
You stay here.
Hey, he is coming. Pretend some respect.
I'm rich enough to address my kid's needs. Ok?
Why is this sir? it's just for a pleasure.
I'm NOT taking up THAT case.
You don't have to waste up your LOVE for that.
- Don't say that, sir? - I'm not SAYING.
OK Then.
- A little mango juice ? - You go man.
What the heck again?
Just one thing. I'm not forcing you to take up That case.
But, please listen to me for a while.
- Kiddo, I'll get you chocolates tomorrow. - You sit there
This is concerned with the Life of a poor guy.
He is young.
And this is his life.
What if he does something out of the box?
- Will he? - Yes, I'm damn sure about it.
I'm the JUDGE of a Family Court
And not a School Headmaster.
You lift your hands from there.
I've just done what others also do?
You know it very well also?
Then, why so adamant?
Sir, what you show right now is the adamancy of a School Teacher.
Advocate, you lift your hands and leave.
Go! Go!
Alas! What to do with this?
What if we meet him at his house?
Noop. It will not workout
Advocate, what if we move to high court?
Fool!
Do you even know where the High Court is?
Doesn't Advocate Shamsu know it?
You and your Shamsu advocate!
Get lost!
He doesn't know?
There are chances that the matter gets settled.
Will it be over?
Does it have scope?
Doesn't it need one more Posting?
If it doesn't get solved by one more Posting,
I'll move on with the case.
- MC 115/18 - Stop! Stop! Stop!
Take 160/18
OP 160/18
Petitioner Sajith Kumar Amminipilla,
Respondent Kanthi Shivadasan.
Next hearing: August 20th!
Thank you, sir!
God, Is it TRUE?
Otherwise also, they can't Stop taking up your case.
They are court procedures for it
It's just that he put us on the couch.
Your case has been taken up.
Oh Godspeed!
Hey,
People around are looking.
How crazy?
When we take up a case,
It is not enough to learn our clients alone.
We should study the Defendant Advocate as well.
That is the Success Formula.
R.P. knows it.
He is a Shepherd.
Cross Examination is an Art.
If you pass in it, you win the Case.
It is after knowing the psychology of those in the Box,
one should Cross.
Sir, Can you make it a little simpler?
To make it simple,
During Prosecution,
Advocate should be like a Theatre Artist.
Increasing your voice,
and by decreasing it,
Also by Staring,
Loving,
Scaring,
Patting,
and threatening them.
Life is but a walking shadow,
A play that stands and flex is always upon the stage
There is to heard no more, it is a tale told by an idiot!
Two more Large, please.
What is that drink he had? Bring me that one to me here!
As you know, this is a fabricated guess, Your Honor!
Wasting the Court's valuable time.
Those who doesn't even know the grounds for Divorce,
have come wearing an advocate's coat.
Kindly dismiss this case!
Sit R.P., We'll find a way out.
Does he have any lies left to bring out?
Sit R.P.
Your Honor, may I? - Yes!
One person,
an oldie indeed,
Everytime...
Everyday, he used to tie his goat
adjacent to a wall nearby for gracing.
What Rubbish is he talking?
Are you narrating a story?
It is something relevant.
One day, the entire wall fell on the goat
and it died.
The owner of the goat went straight to the court and filed a case.
The Judge called up the Owner of the wall and said that
You are the Culprit.
It's your wall that killed the goat.
He said that, the fault lies with
the one constructed the wall
The one who constructed the wall said that
the fault is with the one mixed the Cement
When the one mixed the cement was questioned,
He said, It is not his fault that the goat died
Later, do you know who was held responsible?
The one who tied the goat under the wall.
That is,
the petitioner himself became the culprit.
Court ordered to Hang him.
Come to the point! - Your Honor!
It's an old story.
But, my client is in the same situation.
Here, 'Goat' is his 'Marriage'
The 'Goat Owner' is 'Him'.
Please don't give order to Hang him.
Please come to the point! - I want to cross examine PW-10 to PW15
While Cross examining new people, am I not liable to know?
What the heck is this?
Cool down Advocate, Cool down.
You don't know the case. It has just been filed.
Is it marked?
Yes, Your Honor!
Do you want all these?
They are relevant.
August 30,
This is just his Gimmicks to earn Publicity.
Please don't sway according to his tune.
R.P.!
Before me, you advocates are irrelevant.
Only Petitions matter.
Court is not to create problems
but to solve them.
Did you understand?
Like last time, don't come up with Stratagems this time
I can listen to Genuine Stuffs only.
- R.P. Sir, - Ooh !!
Isn't it being a Single player damn boring?
You Play as well. We'll see.
Yes, I've my Masterplan set ready for the Play.
Are you not older than my experiences?
You give your best to chase me up.
- Where are you? - Bro, I'm here.
You just have to give this cover there.
Remaining, I've discussed.
- You go - OK, I'll call you.
Nothing. I'll tell you later.
First time in the Judicial history of Kerala,
we've an Odd case come up.
The system of arranged marriage has been contested in the court by
Advocate Pradeepan Manjodi and his client Shajith Kumar Amminipilla
The preparators of his marriage,
the Matrimony guy, the astrologer,
and own family
has been sent to Family Court, with the help of Advocate Pradeepan Manjodi
by Shajith Kumar Amminipilla.
This has never happened in this world before.
What the heck if you all talk at a time?
- You can't park the car here. - Then, you move it yourself
From where the hell has he come?
Move! Move! Move! What is this?
I'm a famous Broker who has conducted around 400 marriages.
Don't we have to live peacefully?
- How unfair is this? - First solve this
This Fight is not just for Ammini
It is for all the youth who suffers from an Arranged Marital Alliance.
I represent their Voice.
I want JUSTICE.
I want DIVORCE.
Weren't you the one who checked the Horoscope Matching of Shajith Kumar?
- Yes - What was the match scale?
10/10 is the Match.
Then, why has he come for the Divorce?
Which means you've checked only the Matching part
and not the differences.
Right?
Your name?
Shanmugan! Heard me? Mangalam Matrimonial!
How many marriages have you conducted?
- Who? - You.
What a funny question?
To such a famous broker,
if you ask the number of marriages conducted
Numberless they are!
How many of them are divorced now?
See, Marriage happens at Heaven right?
- Aren't we just Mediators? - His as well?
Yes, Of course!
How do you get the details of marriages happening in the Heaven?
Do they call you or send an email?
Before marriage,
Do you arrange a meeting for the Bride and the Groom?
What is the need for that?
Because, they are going to see for another lifetime.
So, why do they need another venue for that?
So, before marriage,
you do not provide a venue for the Bride and Groom to meet.
Did your son come to you anytime saying that
he wants to marry?
No
Then why did you get him married?
Because, we know that he is at his marital age.
How come?
Did he pass any special signal,
informing you that he is at his marital age?
Dear Mukesh Kumar,
Is you friend Handsome?
- Somewhat - What about his wife?
Isn't she beautiful?
Is there nothing to complaint?
There is nothing to complaint about. Yes or No?
She is Beautiful only.
Then, why is he getting a divorce?
Aren't they a perfect match?
Aren't they a real Match?
Yeah!
Now tell me,
Is there anything wrong with his wife?
No
No? Nothing?
If I say that there are no reasons for them to get separated,
Mukesh Kumar will agree or deny?
What?
Will you agree?
You'll agree or deny?
- Will agree - Will AGREE.
No, no...
Are you the one who conducted this marriage?
That is going to get divorced.
Don't you know?
Tell something.
You know about this marriage, then speak something!
Why you want to peep your head into these things?
Many such marriages will happen in our family
All of us have got married like this only.
You better inquire about it and come.
In Kerala, the rate of Divorce is 700 %
It's high time we ponder over
the journey of a state with 100% literacy.
Are you saying that the problem lies in 'Arranged Marriage'?
Don't try to shoot in the dark, dear Advocate
Did I tell that? Never! I haven't!
If you are not allowing me to talk what I have,
then find someone else to bombard your blabbering.
- The remaining, I'll tell in Court. - What is the use of saying that?
This is a democratic country.
Here, we've the right to speak anything.
Don't say that. You don't go like that.
Please don't go
Did you shoot me creating a fuss over there?
Yes, I shot it.
Post it on Facebook.
Let it get VIRAL.
OOOhhh!!! To get VIRAL. How Quick-witted?
* If I don't get to say what I want, *
* you find someone else to bombard your blabbering *
* Remaining, I'll tell in Court *
I support Arranged Marriage.
What Pradeepan advocate says is just his opinion.
Since you get support from family, Arranged Marriage is better.
In Love Marriage, people can know each other well before marriage.
So, in my opinion, that is good.
Love Marriage is a lottery of 50-50 chance.
100% I support Arranged Marriage.
I support Arranged Marriage.
Lemme tell, Love cum Arranged is more good.
She did a Love Marriage for which she is suffering now.
Always, Love Marriage is good.
That will always be a failure.
Love or Arranged, Marriage itself is suicidal
This is Love, this is Arranged. I'm happy with both.
Marriage is a very common affair.
Let's find out what is the reason behind his angst?
Arranged Married is the only reason for Divorce.
I'll never say that.
But, if you analyze you can see that,
Arranged Marriage is one of the important reasons of marriage.
A flower is Blooming
It is with similar simplicity,
the youth gets married.
It looks as if it is to get divorced that they are marrying.
Where would the world end up like this?
Through this show,
we are coming, to know your opinion about the topic
You chill. He is coming. Let him come.
Come! Come! Come!
Why all these have queued up? What is the problem?
All of them want Divorce.
All Arranged Marriage teams.
At this age?
Have you loved anyone?
No.
Couldn't you love anytime?
It's fun.
Yours was a Love Marriage right?
Yes.
When I was in school, a girl had gifted me a flower.
I gave it directly to my mom.
- Then? - Then what?
Mom called her and screwed her up.
Crazy!
How is your Dream girl?
Tell me.
That's a secret.
Cummon, tell me know?
Remember our old Actress,
Sumalatha!
My dream girl resembles her.
Sumalatha? a-ha !
Dear advocate,
Lemme tell you one dream of mine?
What is it?
I wanna rock life like you do.
with your friends and all
Are you asking me to spoil you?
A little bit.
I've one more desire.
What is that?
I wanna do 'Something' with Courage.
Means?
Anything with Courage.
You can help me out.
He is coming. He is coming.
- Wear the helmet. - Put it for him, Fast.
Go! Go! Go!
Run! Run!
Bend! Bend!
Who is this?
What are you doing?
- Hey, How was it? - How was it?
I beat him down.
- Now you are Man-like. - Shall I give one more?
No, no, You have time.
You have a lot more to do.
Get down. Now go inside and blabber whatever you like
Advocate, Dad will beat me for sure.
Let him do that. Isn't he your father?
What should I tell him?
Should an advocate dictate that as well?
At least now, get out of that 'Munchkin' impression
Did you hear me?
That's true.
Get me some rice.
Stop! Stop! stop!
Why are you here?
Why have you come here?
I've sent one of your Products inside.
He missed you it seems.
You only spoiled him.
I'll show you my true colour. Let the case get over
We grew him up with a lot of coddling.
He was a Faultless boy. Do you know that?
What use?
Children shouldn't be forced to grow according to your wish
What is the use of growing him like a Broiler Chicken?
He is also an individual who has desires and dreams.
Only if you understand it, even you can be a part of his life.
Are you still gabbling?
You come, come, Walk out I say.
You wait and see.
Leave him
Bringing justice? - Leave him be!
- Eat, eat well - Enough Mom, enough
I'm full
Why Kiddo?
Silly boy.
It is after how many days he is eating from here, mom?
Hey Advocate,
Start the bike.
Start the vehicle, Fast
Hey Ammini, don't jump.
- What is that? - Start the vehicle advocate, Fast!
Fast! Fast!
- You tell me the matter. - Yes, I will
But, why did you thank him?
Why is the matter?
Isn't it because they got me married,
I could come for divorce?
Yes,
Is that not why I could meet you?
Only after falling into your hands,
I started enjoying life?
All is Great
It is Pradeepan.
Yes, Pradeepan
- How are things there? - All good, just going to start
Remember, you rebuked us saying many things?
Only YOUR face is seen on TV now a days.
Anyways,
you come here tomorrow.
We'll discuss about the SEATS.
Are you serious?
You come dear.
We'll talk.
What is the matter?
It was Party Secretary.
- Is it fixed? - Yeah! - Is it?
Give him your ID Card
Hand me that paper!
Okay, I will inform sir.
OK.
Are you getting divorced?
How long have you been married?
Sometime.
Oh my god!
For leaving a Lovely girl like you,
he should be beaten up with pestle till death, SATAN.
Tell him to Get Lost.
You'll get a Lovable person as husband.
Aren't you pretty enough?
He is not lucky enough to get your Love.
I am a Chatterbox, I know
Hope you don't mind.
Fathima!
Come.
At least 500 flags should be...
Advocate, Be careful! We should win! Okay?
Pradeepa, I wanna tell you something.
- You all carry on. - OK
We'll go there
Pradeepa, you are famous
not only in Kannur,
but in the whole of Kerala.
It's true that
the youth are crazy about you.
That is good enough,
But, there is a trap in this.
In fact, you are trying to separate two people right?
In the opposite side, it is a Girl
On a second thought, You are a Villain
What do you mean?
All you Do, should reflect on Vote, Pradeepa
Understood?
So, you proceed.
Are you not ready?
Ready for the argument?
The petition submitted here,
at a single glance itself, we'll understand that
this is baseless.
This is not at all accepted by any court of law!
Didn't you see the reasons?
Snoring it seems.
Fatty it seems.
In any provision,
due to these reasons,
do we have the history of giving a divorce?
His family tactfully got him married it seems.
Was he Dumb?
Blind?
Here and now, whether he has any problem or not,
god only knows
Infact, this petition has been filed for harrassing and insulting my party!
Hence, this petition may be dismissed by any cost!
That's all.
Advocate Pradeepan, proceed!
Your Honor!
Just one single question.
Like giving a colour pencil,
Like giving a toy,
Like giving a dress,
Is it possible to gift someone,
A Wife?
This is Marriage!
The secret of happy marriage is finding the right person!
I'm not saying that Kanthi
is a bad wife.
If my client is not able to find happiness in her,
Won't it just turn out to be an adjustment alone?
Okay.
Sometimes, they might adjust also.
They can pass on any number of years with this adjustment.
But,
Can it be called as a 'Life'?
I'm never against Arranged Marriage.
To satisfy the family and others,
when you are forcefully getting married,
Is it not a kind of acting?
The outcome of a marriage should be
a perfectly matching couple,
rather than 2 actors.
That's all, Your Honor!
I shall possess for order! Let me go through the file.
Verdict is on Jan 20th.
What the hell is this? How long I have been waiting for you here?
Why should I come to select Invitation letter? Bro, you go.
No, you must come.
Only you know the current style. You come, get on.
Advocate Pradeepan,
Hello!
I wanna say something.
I still don't know what is the problem with Shajietan
I am knowing the reasons for this divorce
only when you tell
I Love him a lot.
He is my HUSBAND
Aren't you on the winning side now?
Selling our lives,
didn't you earn Fame?
Congrats!
But,
I can't let me loose the game.
If I loose in this,
In this case, I'll only win, dear advocate.
Let me go?
Where? Where is she?
She is taking bath.
- Bathing? Here? - Yes
Oh my god!
What are you trying to prove?
This is my Office.
- So what? - Don't you know?
You should leave right now.
What if I don't?
What if you don't? Hey!
- Without standing Idle, throw her out - Me?
Me, then?
You can call police, I'm not going
I'm staying where my husband stays.
Divorce is not yet done.
Till the verdict, legally, I'm his wife itself.
You make a call to her house.
Pick the bloody phone and call someone at her house.
Hello, Tell me.
Your daughter, what is in her mind?
Please come and take her with you.
This is my office.
Don't put me in trouble.
What should I do?
Her life belongs to her.
What a Prick is your father-in-law?
Gosh!
If you stand outside for a while,
I could change my dress.
But, Shajietan can stay back.
You come out with me?
What is it bro?
Nothing, cleaning is going on.
What is this, a mare's nest? Will you make me ashamed?
Pradeep bro, there is an idea.
What if we ask our mates to make a total fuss out there?
Can tell Suran to pest her to the maximum?
Buddy, election is coming up.
I'll loose my face if anything goes wrong.
That will not work out.
Will it be a trap set by R.P.?
Would it be?
May be.
Now, there is only one way out
You should advice.
She'll obey you for sure.
I'm not courageous enough, advocate
She will not eat you up, OK?
You come.
What is this? A Hotel?
All set?
Mixi, Stove, Urn, Pot
You can live even if you don't work, Pradeep bro
Mirror is also there?
Pradeep bro, she is coming.
Tell her.
You should go from here.
Didn't you hear?
You should leave this place.
Advocate, you don't have to break your neck for this.
I'll NOT go.
I'm as stubborn as a mule.
Do whatever you can.
Get Lost you!
What a dumb are you?
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$ She steps in, like a spring of love $
$ Giving a Pat, on the budding flowers of my heart $
$ To fill in dreams, In my winking eyes $
$ To swing in my mind, like a swithering bubble $
$ She gives it a wirl, to turn silence, Into the song of my heart $
$ To listen to the murmuring, Of the nearby fluffy dove $
$ To uncover the Love inside, To unfold the light inside $
$ To join hands and to share endearing words $
$ Rise up my mind, my life $
$ To join hands and to share endearing words $
$ Rise up my mind, my life $
$ At times I gaze in awe, At the varying paths $
$ Where some unknown pass by $
$ High up in the skies, the birdies yearn for a little nest to live $
$ To give away, those remnants of memories $
$ To relish the sweet little words $
$ To uncover the Love inside, To unfold the light inside $
Advocate,
I'm going.
Tomorrow is the Verdict, right?
The elephant you drew has come out well.
I'm also leaving.
You reach the court by 10 O'clock.
I'll be there.
- You're happy right? - Yes
Tomorrow, your case will get over.
Thereafter, I don't want you to stay here.
You go home.
Your marriage is valid only for this night more
Tomorrow, you'll get Divorce.
I'm sure about it.
After that, you can remarry if you want.
or else go back to Dubai.
Also,
Before going,
you should settle my fees without a single penny due.
Did you hear it?
160/18
Are the clients not here?
Where are they?
Stay there itself.
35 pages are there,
The Judgement!
Should I read it fully?
R.P.?
No need. - Okay.
I'm not reading it fully.
I'll read just the Verdict.
This petition is filed under Section 13(1)(a)(b) of the Hindu Marriage Act
for Desolution of marriage.
One: The marriage has not been solemnized with the will of the petitioner,
Shajith Kumar, alias Amminipilla.
Two:
It is understood that, it is just for appeasing his family,
the petitioner had got married, And
the petitioner, by no chance can lead
a happy family life with the respondent.
The petition is along declaring that
the marriage between the petitioner and the respondent
which has solemnized on 02-11-2017,
is dissolved on the ground of Section 13 of the Hindu Marriage Act.
Is it not OK?
Are you Happy?
It's Divorced.
The detailed Judgement,
Collect it from office.
Thank you, Sir!
Call the next.
MC 338/18
October 21st
Don't want to change it know?
Next hearing on October 26
Take this.
Let's go!
Next month, This Magistrate is moving to somewhere else.
Will get you Bail once a new person comes in. OK?
- Will it work out? - Why not?
Now, can you believe what I'm saying?
There is something.
What? Tell me.
Can we marry once more?
What?
But, you only got divorced now right?
Yes, But...
So, did you people Reunite?
Yes.
Marriage right?
I'll arrange.
So, what is your plan?
We wanna go to Pazhani once more.
Honeymoon? - Yes!
Awesome.
Then, alright.
All the best!
Thank you.
Wish you a happy married life! Okay.
I'm here trusting YOU
I come and go everytime, but nothing is working out
Am I repeatedly saying that I'll get you the bail, for the past 3 months?
- You are a Big-Mouth, I know - Bring him next month
His Dialogues are pretty interesting.
I need to get back soon. We've Chicken today.
Pradeepa,
Not everyone has to be separated.
Can't advocates advocate reunion as well?
If you get such a chance in this case,
you should do it OK?
Not an advice but,
Otherwise, you'll be both, a lost Advocate
and a defeated human being.
Kanthi, can you stand with me?
Sis, you come, get up.
This is just a Try
Not sure.
A 50-50 chance.
Go ahead!
Pradeep bro, How did you reunite them?
Wasn't he as tough as old boots?
That is simple.
They lived together only for 7 days.
But, lived for this Case for 1 year.
Morethan the negetives that he saw within these 7 days,
I could show him, atleast one positive side of Kanthi
That's all
If people understand each other,
Not 5, not 50,
Can live 500 years together.
Happily!
Thalassery's own Lovely son, Manjodi's own youngling,
The Roaring lion in the court, The eye-ball of Youth,
Nightmare of anti-socials,
The Gem who works really hard from Dawn to Dusk,
for the betterment of Thalassery,
The one and only Pradeepan Manjodi, BA. LLB.
Please vote for him dear friends.
When you go to the polling booth, forgetting all other symbols,
Please Vote for 'Paddy Grain' symbol
Our symbol is 'Paddy Grain' Clap you Dumbo!
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